You might be a mom if...
Your idea of dinner theater is singing "if your happy and you know it" and "Old McDonald had a farm" to you child while they are eating to keep them entertained.
You think that a ponytail is a substitute for a shower
You know what the words robeez, bumbo, and boppy mean.
You talk about puke, poop and pee to your friends on an almost daily basis.
You know sign language for: more, food, juice, please, and all done.
The best time to talk on the phone is while you are driving in the car.
It takes you 4 hours to watch a 2 hour movie.
You think that sleeping until 7:30 is "sleeping in"
You have gotten your shower/hair/make-up routine down to 32 minutes because that is how long a baby Einstein movie last.
You know who the Wiggles, Blue and Dora are.
You love your child more than anything in the world!
Do you have an other "you might be a mom"-isms to add?