...because we all have our motley moments!

Sunday, June 14, 2009

You might be a mom if...

You might be a mom if...

Your idea of dinner theater is singing "if your happy and you know it" and "Old McDonald had a farm" to you child while they are eating to keep them entertained.

You think that a ponytail is a substitute for a shower

You know what the words robeez, bumbo, and boppy mean.

You talk about puke, poop and pee to your friends on an almost daily basis.

You know sign language for: more, food, juice, please, and all done.

The best time to talk on the phone is while you are driving in the car.

It takes you 4 hours to watch a 2 hour movie.

You think that sleeping until 7:30 is "sleeping in"

You have gotten your shower/hair/make-up routine down to 32 minutes because that is how long a baby Einstein movie last.

You know who the Wiggles, Blue and Dora are.

You love your child more than anything in the world!

Do you have an other "you might be a mom"-isms to add?


Pam said...

Hey Fawnda - so funny and so true. Last fall I had an ear infection, and the doctor asked if I took long showers. I told her no, I set my timer for 7 minutes. She asked why, and I explained that was how long I could be away from my awake four year old. I don't have any to add to your list - it was great!

Liz said...

I love the one about the ponytail - so true!

Donna said...

You might be a mom if:

You can carry on more than one conversation at the same time: one on the phone and one (or more) with your kids who especially need to talk to you ONLY when the phone is attached to your ear.

You know where all the BEST public bathrooms are.

You have a habit of only eating at restaurants that provide highchairs and crayons...even when you're on a date with your husband.

Most of the items in your purse do NOT belong to you!

Maria said...


Lindsay said...

You don't even carry a purse, you just throw your wallet, keys, and cell phone in the kids bag. :)

You listen to "kids music" in the car......even when the kids aren't with you. :)

Funny stuff! I love being a mom.