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Monday, November 2, 2009

Important Warning about Halloween Candy

Dear Motley Moms,

I have very sad news for you as you face another week of changing diapers, fixing meals, and scrubbing toilets. As you sip your morning coffee or hot chocolate and contemplate play dates, sports practices, and grocery lists, you might be tempted to dig through your child's candy bag, but don't! The candy isn't safe!! Even though you only took your children to safe places and checked the candy for foreign objects like arsenic and razors, there is danger lurking in that orange plastic pumpkin. Carbs are the enemy and too much sugar will make you fat. I have searched high and low to test my hypothesis, and I have found proof from Mother Nature herself.

Silver Maple

Red Maple

Sugar Maple

Happy Monday :)


fawnda said...

Pam you are TOO funny! : )

Bryssy said...

I love it, Pam!

Liz said...

HAAAAA! Hahahahaha!!! Love it!

Donna said...

Thanks, Pam! It's a good reminder to us all as we enter the holiday season. I'd hate to become the sugar maple...orange is really not my color.

Maria said...

You clever thing!

Lindsay said...

LOL--as I eat "just one more" mini snickers. :)